And accomplish absolutely nothing. Congratulations on your wasted life.

Wasted life? For your information you little fuck, I’ve been stuck in Mexico for the past month trying to get my green card renewed. I’m finally home, I haven’t taken a shit in the past four hours and I smell like Speedy Gonzales’ balls, so please go back to sucking face with your boyfriend. 

Thank you.  

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You think anyone gives a shit?

No, no not really. Which means I can say it as much as I want.

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Well.. That’s not nice.

I know it’s not nice, that’s why I said it.

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So you’re just unhappy all the time. That’s… not normal.

And staying with a guy who nearly murdered a girl is..

Don’t think I haven’t heard about you ditching Farrah for the next Charles Manson. That’s pretty messed up..

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And is there a reason why you hate everyone?

Nope. 

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I wasn’t trying to insult you, it was just a question. Wondering how you got so rosy. 

Is there a reason you’re such hostile bitch? Daddy issues or something?

For your sake, sure let’s go with that. 

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Actually, I was frightened by your face. Do you use the whole container of blush when you get ready?

How cute, you’re trying to make fun of me. No actually, I use two. 

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Me vomiting or the fact that I’m damn near close to strangling both you and your bleached out lover-boy?

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Now excuse me while I vomit..